"You don't reason with intellectuals. You shoot them."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

-Anonymous ( Based on a quote by Hunter S. Thompson regarding the TV business )

"So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

-Dark Helmet ( From the movie Spaceballs )

"Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself."

-George Bernard Shaw ( From Don Juan in Hell: From Man and Superman )

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

-Mark Twain

"We must never stop failing because the minute we do we've failed!"

-Edgin Darvis ( From the movie 'Dungeons and Dragons : Honor Among Thieves' )

"Under capitalism, man exploits man; while under socialism just the reverse is true."

-John Kenneth Galbraith ( From A Life in Our Times: Memoirs )

"I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way."

-Voltaire

"Forgive your enemies - it will drive them nuts!"

-Anonymous ( Sign at a truck stop )

"[to God] I know, I know. We are Your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't You choose someone else?"

-Tevye ( from the film 'A Fiddler on the Roof' )

"Lord give me chastity and self control - but not yet."

-Saint Augustine of Hippo ( The Confessions of Saint Augustine )

"Sheep spend their life worried about the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepherd."

-Anonymous

"You know you’ve grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward."

-Anonymous

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."

-George V. Higgins ( The Friends of Eddie Coyle by George V. Higgins )

"“How did you go bankrupt?” Bill asked “Two ways,” Mike said. “Gradually and then suddenly.”"

-Ernest Hemingway ( The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway )

"Winning is easy. It’s how you lose that makes you real winners."

-Sam Breen ( Brokenwood Mysteries, Season 2 Episode 1 )